Breakfast time is easy
When there’s food in the
Well stocked cupboard.
Else it’s a case of:
Eggs on toast?
Ugh! The last two slices of
Bread would please Pasteur.
Pancakes?
No lemon. We must have lemon.
We have chicken roll?
We could wrap that in a pancake?
Why you looking at me like that?
It’s just a suggestion.
Fried egg and beans?
We have ready salted crisps?
We could pretend they are chips.
Dippy-dip-dip?
What about savoury pancakes?
No gravy. We have melon?
It is an anagram of lemon!
It may do the job!
A moment’s silence as the taste
Of melon swills our hungry minds.
Melon on pancakes it is!
Oh, no milk. Need milk. Square one waves cheerily from the back.
Noodles it is then.
About Chris42
I am a liar! A maker-uper of stories! If this was the 16 (c) I'd be burned as a witch.
Fank goodness it is not, eh?!
I have four children: two wonderful girls, a fantastic lad and Leeds United.
I have no strict genre. I write children's poetry and stories, to edgy, stronger themes.
Up until now I have stored them for my own and my family's viewing.
Last year i thought bugger it and starred in several short films.
One, Playground, which is on the BBC Film Network, used the monologue that I wrote for the audition.
You should've seen the face of the receptionist, of the Manchester hotel, where the audition was being held, as I turned up dressed as the psychopath, Gordon.
It got the desired effect!
I then moved up to Cumbria and wrote and appeared in several live performances on stage.
2012. A local artist, Kayleigh Richardson, commissioned me to write a poem for her to paint a representation. I sent her, The Rise of the Robot Monkey Army. Kayleigh painted a fantastic piece that blew my mind!
From that we are collaborating on the Jacob Bear series of stories.
Oh and Two's Company is to published, along with seventeen other Sci Fi short stories as part of a collection.
Not a bad start to the, so called, last year of the Earth.
Now is the time to show the rest of you.
I take my themes wherever i see them, whether in reality or dream-world.
I hope you enjoy.
If not tell me why. If so tell me why.
Many thanks and be safe.
So far I have published:
Jacob Bear's first Christmas,https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007GK872A (UK)
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007GK872A (USA)
Jacob Bear Goes to School https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007JD3OKY (UK) http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007JD3OKY (USA
Jacob's First Words https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007VZWPSC (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007VZWPSC (USA)
Space Here https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007H96M90 (UK) &http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007H96M90#reader_B007H96M90
The Rise of the Sponge Cake Moon https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B007WWZ16M (UK) & http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007WWZ16M (USA)
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Author, C A Middleton 
Haha – sounds like me looking for lunch today! Figured that the missing thing was *meat* and we will fix that tomorrow with big juicy steaks.
Posted by WilderSoul | May 1, 2013, 10:29 amWe’re having steaks tomorrow? Yeah! What time shall I pop round? Lol
Posted by cpsingleton42 | May 2, 2013, 1:19 amReblogged this on Madstoffa's crunchy house!.
Posted by cpsingleton42 | May 14, 2014, 4:04 pmI just made noodles, your timing’s impeccable.
Whoops! The microwave’s calling! Cheers! 😀
Posted by purpleperceptions | May 14, 2014, 4:08 pmIt seems that I’m doing that a lot today! Can I claim it back on my tax form?
Posted by cpsingleton42 | May 14, 2014, 4:55 pmSure thing! Noodlebacks! Section 65(a) clause 12! 😛
Posted by purpleperceptions | May 14, 2014, 4:58 pmYeah! FANKS for the advice! 😄
Posted by cpsingleton42 | May 14, 2014, 5:04 pmMy first LOL of the day in a long while. Monseur Louis’ for break fast? You betteerr not!!! “Sacre Bleu” !~~TONNERT !!!!!!!
Posted by kennymack2 | May 14, 2014, 4:36 pmOne must be very careful! Oui?
Posted by cpsingleton42 | May 14, 2014, 4:56 pmI think you should just go out for breakfast.
Posted by kiwiskan | May 14, 2014, 10:11 pmThat would be a short poem! 😊
Posted by cpsingleton42 | May 14, 2014, 10:21 pm